Miscellaneous: Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant...

By Anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:00 - United States - Bonita Springs

Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML

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Same thing different taste

Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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A modern classic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend has been continuously played Skibidi Toilet on repeat and singing the song. She's 28. FML

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By PunchingKennyLoggins - 15/03/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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Everyone's a Critic

By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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Cads1 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

Why did you not put head phones on and tune her out?

dacooliest 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:14

I would have left the house...or danced with her!

Comments

LycanGod 27

Wednesday 15 July 2015 12:25

This FML needs a follow up to tell us which was the right song the OP had to listen to for another 3 hours hahaha

oobergoober89 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 12:51

What are you talking about? Mambo number 5 is always the right song

Cerebral_Origami 5

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:53

Google search combo number 5

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 15 July 2015 19:55

So, was it followed by four hours of Macarena?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:17

Hope the new song isn't as bad...

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 23:14

Some people just want to watch the world burn

BobbumMan 5

Thursday 16 July 2015 1:24

The perfect description of hell on earth...

vikky538 28

Thursday 16 July 2015 1:56

The plot twist to this FML was awesome...

nandybear 19

Thursday 16 July 2015 6:32

That's a great song so who cares

Bookworm257 13

Thursday 16 July 2015 7:02

I'm sorry for the pain that your ears have experienced.

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