Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.

oooo harsh

At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your cock

Lol, Asstazztic. One of the reasons I will never fall asleep around any of my friends..

haha Raleigh I thought you were going to say white people instead of friends, lol Dave chappelle skit. "I thought yous were all friends baby, what happen?" "well I fell asleep at his house right, cuz we was drinking, and I fell asleep, and while I was sleppin.... i'm just gonna kill that motha fucka, that's all you need to know... and fuck carrots"

Lmao I get the reference, that stand up show he did was amazing. :P

this comment has nothing to do with the Fml. but #2 your cutee:)

angry woodland animals work too

That would've made for a way better FML

hahaha that blows

speaking of blows your mom is pretty good at that.

better than snow skiing

doh!

lol idk y but I pictured homer Simpson saying doh! for this fml..

atleast it's not syrup

I would prefer it to be syrup, that way. it'll be easier and sweeter to lick off.

I agree with 5, I paint my male cousin's nails bright pink when he's sleeping and he gets me back by drawing on my face while I'm sleeping. :P

Sounds like you probably got drunk or you would have woken up when they did it. YDI.

No, some people are really heavy sleepers. When I fall asleep, I'm dead to the world til morning.

Yeah my sister is the same way, I could do that too her in her sleep. Still funny though, I think the OP is taking it too harshly, though, its a joke.

wow I have to try that

fuck u

what?

wow shut the fuck up! who cares if you moderated it? at least another 1000 people moderated it too... OP just get them back

did my comment get moved?

never mind FML is messed up again