Birthday: Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad...

By Alex - 07/03/2012 00:34 - United States

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 14:19 - United States - Abington

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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Close to me

By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By leenibeani4 - 08/03/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

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By Ange - 15/01/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

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By I-love-my-tea - 09/06/2015 22:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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By xXPikachuXx - 22/07/2019 02:01

Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML

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Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:11

Happy birthday :)

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:10

Some dad....

Comments

LolUnlucky 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:34

Get him back and pretend you don't know when his birthday is

BeccaHugs 17

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:51

Maybe OP doesn't have her drivers license yet.

lrgenesis 19

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:01

Wow I'm so sorry:/

Jjjessee 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:06

He is pulling your leg. It's a birthday game he is playing with you. Get with it. Ha ha good one! I'm gonna try it on my kids.

DrMime 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:08

One does not just simply acquire lé driving license. One must enter the DMV and do battle with Shinnaquaqualaffa, the gate keeper who is always filing her nails, then you must pass through the paper work dungeon and slay Greg, from accounting.

leilaostara 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:15

Happy birthday :D

HaniahAhmad 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:22

err... Well that's some dad... but, Happy Burthday!! :D

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:48

Dad has other children outside. Too many to remember.

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:49

My guess is that he's not your real father, and your birthday is a reminder of how your mom cuckolded him. What's more certain is that you're getting no gift from the rat bastard!