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JandTaco
| 13
But didn't it feel great?
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Zelphoric
| 25
Whoa buddy, calm down :p
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JandTaco
| 13
But didn't it feel great?
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thefastnfuryass
| 14
What rhymes with PUMPing gas? HUMPing.. gas...? No? Let it go? Ok.
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Scotticus117
| 11
More like. "Humping ass" lol
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pureaphrodisiac
| 4
no
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Zelphoric
| 25
Whoa buddy, calm down :p
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anchorsaweigh003
| 13
it was simply, one hell of a pump
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Enslaved
| 36
Speaking about buddy-- I have that "Gas buddy" app.
I no longer waste gas and time driving all over town looking for the bigger bargain. Prices are all listed by zip codes.
I no longer waste gas and time driving all over town looking for the bigger bargain. Prices are all listed by zip codes.
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TheComedyAudio
| 29
Sorry op, just takes time to find that special someone. Hope it gets better!
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Welshite
| 39
Yes, like a gas can.
I want to be in the wedding!
I want to be in the wedding!
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dawnimus
| 21
He calls himself long distance guy, so it's probably just been a while, rather than not having met the right person.
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thecalvin123
| 21
It's okay man, gas stations turn me on all the time.
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Pleonasm
| 31
That gas guzzling hummer being filled to the brim with liquid petroleum by that deep pumping action... Enough to rev anyone's engines.
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RedPillSucks
| 30
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
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spn_and_tw
| 4
You turn gas stations on, too.
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BootheGhost
| 6
It turns the car on too, just don't let it go too fast though or it'll blow its engine and that's a tough mess to clean up.
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viva_la_blondes
| 15
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it, the harder it gets.
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thatisaWIN
| 5
I always thought of erections as happiness antennas :D.
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17nate
| 9
Actually, Relativity is pretty simple, if you don't look at the math behind it. String Theory, however, is another story, entirely.
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PossiblyInDanger
| 24
There are worse things to get turned on by. And spontaneous erections are quite common, especially if you're young.
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ryan4723
| 18
Wait, your telling me that's not normal??? D:
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mcrepas
| 19
Seems perfectly normal...
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BadApple88
| 29
Nowadays cheap gas prices turn me on too lol
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Jessj958
| 19
Agreed!! It's ridiculous how much it costs. I get happy when the gas stations across from each other compete, and one is always 1 cent cheaper lol.
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
In Canada, a ten cent price drop is astounding and boner worthy because we pay around 1.20 CAN a litre. That's 4.60/galleon American.
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RedPillSucks
| 30
My new catch phrase "that there is 'boner worthy' "
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Sunflower1919
| 19
#39 in the UK we pay around £1.30 a litre. Google tells me that's $8.24 a gallon
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ajh1551
| 14
When you think about it petrol is actually quite cheap considering it is drilled from the middle of the ocean, the petrol is separated and then shipped to your pump all for £1.30...
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91hayek
| 31
For me its when they give me an extra cookie at subway. It used to be that a hot girl used to serve every time I went in at lunch, and as a regular she got to know me. Then all of a sudden my friend turned up there as 'trainee' and has been serving me ever since. The erection never went away. I think I've been pavloved.
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
Or your friend is hot.
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Uglyfeet
| 23
Well, then gas prices in Brazil have the same erection-effect as a fat, old man giving you a lap dance wearing a thong... so sad
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Welshite
| 39
Set up a romantic dinner with the gas pump with gently glowing candles. Your love life will become fiery.
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thatnucca
| 36
Boom!
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