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Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

By the long distance guy / Tuesday 8 April 2014 07:56 / United States - Waterbury
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Speaking about buddy-- I have that "Gas buddy" app. I no longer waste gas and time driving all over town looking for the bigger bargain. Prices are all listed by zip codes.

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When you think about it petrol is actually quite cheap considering it is drilled from the middle of the ocean, the petrol is separated and then shipped to your pump all for £1.30...

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For me its when they give me an extra cookie at subway. It used to be that a hot girl used to serve every time I went in at lunch, and as a regular she got to know me. Then all of a sudden my friend turned up there as 'trainee' and has been serving me ever since. The erection never went away. I think I've been pavloved.

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