Intimacy: Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they... - FML

By MrKento - 08/04/2013 23:16 - Honduras - Tegucigalpa

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Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

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MrKento 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:30

:l Apparently it wasnt a good Idea to let know my grandparents that people thought they were awesome cause of their public stunt....

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ilovera 7

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:10

Ahhh grandparents. That's hilarious.

lissa_jade 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:11

apparently things get a little wild when Monday night bingo is cancelled..

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01Ben21 10

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:50

That is awesome! Grandparents banging in public. I wouldn't have arrested them.

CanadianCutie22 16

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:43

good for them !!

xs4u 13

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:17

so true... let them live. enjoy every EVERY second in life...

MrKento 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:30

:l Apparently it wasnt a good Idea to let know my grandparents that people thought they were awesome cause of their public stunt....

MrKento 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:33

Today, my day was made cause finally one of my FML's got into the hot page. Unfortunately, there is no way I can prove it cause I didnt post it with my account cause I couldnt remember the password. FML

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:38

Don't worry about that. All fixed.

MrKento 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:58

I love you #95, now my friends will truly now that my life in did sucks. :l

divadro102 16

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:32

They're young at heart. Next they'll try skydiving if they haven't done so yet.

MrKento 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:36

No they havent. You cant sky dive here in Honduras.

angrystare 6

Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:49

They may not be young, but they are stupid.

bgallup04 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:54

I hope my marriage stays happy like that when I'm there age.

mn_shr 22

Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:59

Your grandparents are amazing. No joke.

PhilMeUp 13

Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:00

Did they also get the new world record for most amount of high-fives in a holding cell?

bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 4:01

For the record, your grandparents are awesome! When's the last time you were arrested for having sex in public, Captail Dull?

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