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FML : Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML
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I think op should have said "no I can no longer poop, I like kim jong un do not use the bathroom" just to screw with her

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Could had OP misinterpret what her friend was saying? Maybe the friend meant that because of the operation it would hurt to poop, but instead worded it wrong. Like, "Oh, you're getting a hysterectomy?! You know what that means! No more pooping for a while." That's also a possibility.

Some people just don't know the proper terms for certain types of operations, possibly she was unaware of what the operation involved?

Common mistake tbf No, my housekeeper had one of those and the recovery wasnt swift or comfortable, so I wish you all the best, recover quickly OP! Hope you're okay soon:)

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Definitely not a fast recovery. It took me about a years to get over a lot of the pain, but I was out of work for 6 weeks because of complications ( I was severely anemic so I bled way too easily) but I don't regret it for a moment. :) The only thing I didn't like was as my hormones balanced my voice changed. It actually got deeper and I can't sing anymore. I have to retrain my vocal chords to the different pitch since they like to just stop working and nothing comes out. lol

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Women should knew what hysterectomies are. If her friend had been a dude, the confusion might have been understandable.

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That is scary. Unwanted pregnancy rates are high enough when sex Ed was being taught. They will sky rocket without proper knowledge.

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