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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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genesisnirvana 11

Monday 4 July 2011 12:01

your parents are a win.

Andrewlostnow 3

Monday 4 July 2011 12:04

your lucky all my mom and dad do is purr and meow

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teh1313 2

Monday 4 July 2011 20:17

are ya sure they didn't scream penis at every 1........including the police..... no tht was my parents

coolp3rson 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:26

woof

MoglieHill 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:26

Roll the windows up?

FYLbeotches 5

Monday 4 July 2011 20:34

woof

HeroOfTime13 0

Monday 4 July 2011 21:05

want to trade???

ParkersGirl 0

Monday 4 July 2011 21:13

hahaha!

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 4 July 2011 21:45

did you hit them with a newspaper?

missdestinfl2010 0

Monday 4 July 2011 21:58

the last time my parents drank they forced me into a fancy seafood restaurant where my dad spit water on the waiters as they walked by and stuffed his face in his plate with his hands behind his back.. I'd take barking over that any day!

xRazorbladeKisSx 0

Monday 4 July 2011 22:16

Lmao fml for not having parents like that!

babygirlc1 5

Monday 4 July 2011 22:22

close the windows?

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