This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 10/11/2016 19:04 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I had to convince someone that having a temperature didn't mean that you "liked the sun". They're 14. FML.
I agree, your life sucks 1 396
You deserved it 139
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

mercyelvira42 23

I never understood why people say they "have a temperature." Of course you have a temperature. You'd be dead if you didn't. Having a fever is something to be worried about.

12 1
Kitteh741 9

This is OP, made an account just to clarify something. To the people saying that everyone has a temperature, this person sits next to me in class and overheard the teacher saying to another student "I think you might have a temperature" and yelled "Well you like the sun so that's why! Just go outside" I wasn't complaining about a temperature, nor was I a teacher in the class saying this to another person. The kid who thought it meant you liked the sun was also asking how to type into Google.

4 0

Comments

mercyelvira42 23

I never understood why people say they "have a temperature." Of course you have a temperature. You'd be dead if you didn't. Having a fever is something to be worried about.

12 1
awesomeamandas 37

even if you were dead you'd have a temperature. a cold one, but a temperature nonetheless.

1 0
mercyelvira42 23

Then I'll clarify: a warm temperature. My point is, one should say they have a fever and not "I have a temperature" to imply they feel warmer than usual.

0 1
Unlucky1232 20

of you have a temperature. even the dead have a temperature, the only way to not have one that i can think of is to go out into space.

1 1
Kitteh741 9

This is OP, made an account just to clarify something. To the people saying that everyone has a temperature, this person sits next to me in class and overheard the teacher saying to another student "I think you might have a temperature" and yelled "Well you like the sun so that's why! Just go outside" I wasn't complaining about a temperature, nor was I a teacher in the class saying this to another person. The kid who thought it meant you liked the sun was also asking how to type into Google.

4 0
Samir1stdude 7

does having no temp mean you like the dark?

0 0
PH4NX0M 16

I'm 16 and I don't know what it meant. But I'm also an American. I was thinking it was some woman thing.

0 0