By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
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BelleElle_fml 5

Which is exactly why you're working.

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LiveLaughFML 10

take at least $2-3 out of that and use it to play the lottery. you could end up being a million dollars richer than you are now! ;)

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trollsemen 8

Yea but if you don't pay by time they will kick your ass.

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HolyHandGrenade 4

Yes 11, gambling on something that is less likely to happen than being struck by lightning is definitely the answer to money woes.

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Lanceeden 12

I won a $5 lottery once. I got doughnuts.

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xoconnie 8

now whos fault is that?

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gchartier90 0

Most people owe a shit load more money than they have in their account to the bank. So if you ahead two dollars consider yourself rich

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Finn_the_human 5

If your having money problems I feel bad for you son.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!

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No_LoveMM 3

I got 99 doughnuts cuz a bitch ate one...

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eshhayz 0

What do you mean loan sharks?? It's not shark week ? Huehuehue

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Zero22120 12

Damn blow, leaves you poor every time...

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smmrgrl 1

if you need some cheering up you should check out videos by raywilliamjohnson, smosh and this new one I found, mscelebritylife. otherwise cyanide and happiness is always a good choice (:

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Chaos187 6

Need money now? Well I'm here to help! Not really...

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cptmorgan6 8

It's my money, and I need it now!!!

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KiddNYC1O 20

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.

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nellienicole 1

No it's... 877-CASH NOW. Lol wow too much tv.

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BelleElle_fml 5

Which is exactly why you're working.

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Death_From_Above 0

Probably need to work harder so ya make more. So it can start adding up

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sarah_loves_yuh 0

Well at least you are $5 richer than you were before!

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cudi504 4

i hope op thanked them gratefully with tears in his eyes

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Frijolero_92 1

People just left pennies where I worked at

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Stop spending so much so the tips pile up

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lerthox 8

Well at least now you are twice richer than you were yesterday :)

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loserman67 35

until the bank charges him an $11 dollar service fee

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nitewlf12 10

Haha EXACTLY what I wad thinking! What are you complaining about? You just more than doubled your money. Sounds like a good day to me!

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hailphire130 0

If you put that in your bank account, you'll have more than what they tipped you.

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