By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 936
You deserved it 11 511

Same thing different taste

Top comments

BeMyLove15 10

Well at least you got him excited.

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

Comments

That just means you did it right. Kudos!

savvysomething 5

At least you know you have some serious talent.

Hurbel684 10

Left 'm breathless for sure!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Poor guy got so excited he needed an inhaler.

MythsNLegends 10

Rhythm and breathing don't always go hand in hand.

you must be doing something pretty awesome..lol

I guess you are a professional on making people excited through phone-sex.

Bloodjoker 11

Sounds like you "took his breath away" lol

Because that joke hasn't been made ten times already...

More **** his life! He's probably feeling crap and mortified. At least you don't have to deal with asthma.