Love: Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month....

By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

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mintcar 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:36

You were " seeing " her for a month. That doesn't mean you were in a relationship. You probably wanted to take thing slow and I'm sorry it ended the way it did. FYL, but next time make sure you communicate.

mopar309 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:12

I pity the fool...

Comments

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:45

OP, she is a player and, at least, now you know where you stand. It was only a month and it is time to move on.

djcoco5 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:45

don't beat yourself up. dating means exploring options, you should have had more.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:00

Should have noticed there was another guy in the picture when you went down on her and found a pleasant odour of rasberries. You don't wear rasberry condoms..put 'em together man! I won't choose You Deserve It here. We all **** around sometimes....

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:16

No, 'we' don't! Your comment was funny until the last part. Speak for yourself and only yourself.(:

Juneyah1017 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:08

Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one coming.

Asario 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:11

bang her while shes hot

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:33

because nothing is ever official unless its updated on Facebook....

duburich 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:35

I got off a date with my girl.. she changed her fb status to single and posted I hate stalkers.. we were dating 2 years.. didn't give me one clue.. I thought everything was goin swell