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By Username - 08/01/2011 07:01 - United States

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Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

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Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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By Kutakito - 15/04/2013 20:18 - Sweden - Saltsj?baden

Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

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Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

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Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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Timmead 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:02

You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.

Pshh_Yeah 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:09

Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!

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kabu3000 4

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:51

What's with all the hate? This site is called "Fmylife". And if there is a time to say "**** my life" it is when you play WoW while your brother gets laid.

blondeandhot 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 5:47

Hey! I think I was that random girl!

electricxtripp 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:00

screw them man I play WoW too :) and it's ******* awesome mkay that's all :)

alice490 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:09

wow is awesome

Genesiis 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:54

cyber is good too :)

Barbiegurl22 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:59

Lol ur lame

MissAllyssaBabee 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:27

I wouldnnt feel sorry for youu if youu were playingg COD..

MissAllyssaBabee 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:37

I wouldnnt feel sorry for youu if youu were playen COD..

BIZNOTCH 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 9:26

sounds like you are a nerd and your bro is a player

willielikesmonke 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:05

lol naw she's a goblin

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