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By Username - 08/01/2011 07:01 - United States

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 200

By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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You deserved it 5 525

By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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You deserved it 60 960

By Kutakito - 15/04/2013 20:18 - Sweden - Saltsj?baden

Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML

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You deserved it 12 287

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 252

By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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You deserved it 7 640

By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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You deserved it 378

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 635

By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 794

You deserved it 12 082

Timmead 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:02

You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.

Pshh_Yeah 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:09

Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!

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ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:02

Oops, that was in reply to 33

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:24

No, it wasn't.

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:03

Would* screw iPods.

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:26

Would you really?

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:14

Shame! Too bad it wasn't runescape! That shit is dope haha!

sailorzoe 14

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:36

Hahahahaha. life fail.

DaveTheBrave20 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:38

i was gnna vote "your life sucks" but i saw nvm

cowboyy_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:42

wish I was there ;)

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:54

I like the way this vote is ending up... Did you really expect sympathy for choosing to be a loser?

IamGaGa 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:27

It's not OP's fault he has to play world of warcraft instead of having sex. He might be nerdy, fat and ugly.

Guaco19k 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:57

your the ******* loser who chose to play wow all night you ****

ShadowPunkChick 1

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:26

It's your fault for staying there..get a life. You didn't HAVE to listen to it.

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