Money: Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was...

By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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By Pratik_ra - 01/12/2020 07:58

Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML

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By 2broke4ajoke - 29/11/2018 13:30

Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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By goin4broke - 07/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

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Thursday 25 August 2011 19:03

Which is exactly why you're working.

TransitionCovert 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:00

Time to give the loan sharks a visit!

Comments

k1ngd1ck 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:04

Time for u to be a stripper

digibenho 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:49

yeah OP... your life is ****** because you got $5... not really

lidsthesquid 4

Friday 26 August 2011 1:07

Don't worry , things will get better :D

champjb 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:14

i guess you can put a down payment on a wallet

nellienicole 1

Friday 26 August 2011 1:41

I would say what are you spending all your money on...but times are hard, I understand. Start savin!!

redfinton22 9

Friday 26 August 2011 3:15

It's your money - use it when YOU need it! Rabbits

MichaelReyes1 3

Friday 26 August 2011 3:24

read my bio :3

skyblue427 1

Friday 26 August 2011 3:54

Well look on the bright side ur 5$ richer then befor!!

mikelust1977 7

Friday 26 August 2011 5:25

whoopdie ******* doooooo

zach456 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:29

more than what the us has now

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