Love: Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called...

By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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shortstack104 0

Friday 3 September 2010 23:19

then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut

texashater75 16

Friday 3 September 2010 23:26

Sounds like a hairy situation.

Comments

lisha88 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:14

wear a huge hat

marqn001 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 15:03

bob,weave,mowhawk,justin bieber hair! ?????? what style lol

ZielZone 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 12:24

What kind of moron waits 2 years for a haircut???? Man up son... Man up.

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:53

So how'd it go?

baller1993 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:48

WA-CHIIII!! *whipping sound

rummzy 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:00

See you would go but your stomach said other wise ^_^ problem solved? I hope right?

fairydust91 2

Friday 4 May 2012 8:04

Maybe she was kidding. A lot of women use the "I'd dump you" line to get what they want. I know I do. Just rock up with a cheeky smile and puppy dog eyes, you never know, she might love it. Cheers.