Miscellaneous: Today, I got on the bus to do some errands. Im severly clumsy...

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 22:55 - Canada - London

Today, I got on the bus to do some errands. Im severly clumsy and the bus driver didnt wait for me to sit down, i got launched into 3 cute guys. They laughed at me and dumped me on the floor. FML

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graceh1211 20

Saturday 7 May 2016 23:29

It would be a cute 'how we met' story in the future / a funny way to make new friends, if you look on the bright side :)

applesaucerox 10

Saturday 7 May 2016 18:11

Ugghhh I hate when the driver doesn't wait the extra few seconds for me to sit down. I've fallen several times.

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applesaucerox 10

Saturday 7 May 2016 18:11

Ugghhh I hate when the driver doesn't wait the extra few seconds for me to sit down. I've fallen several times.

graceh1211 20

Saturday 7 May 2016 23:29

It would be a cute 'how we met' story in the future / a funny way to make new friends, if you look on the bright side :)

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