Health: Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought...

By First World Problems - 08/01/2016 14:34 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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Ouch

By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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Birthday Boy

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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Bad news

By Ghostrui - 02/04/2023 12:00

Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Friday 8 January 2016 18:37

You could always remind them that you're the one who gets to pick their nursing home.

MystoganFT 18

Friday 8 January 2016 18:39

watching someone else eat your favorite meal is the worst.

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zeemonster424 15

Friday 8 January 2016 21:59

Being miserable is better than trying to eat it. I made that mistake... I could taste egg rolls for days. Sorry they did that to you.

moocowmilk0 19

Friday 8 January 2016 21:59

hey you can decide what nursing home they go to

KronicCain 16

Friday 8 January 2016 22:03

Funny thing is, my brother had this happen to him today too

GreyJedi 10

Friday 8 January 2016 22:05

Ask them to stick it in the blender.

ad1836 19

Friday 8 January 2016 23:01

The world is cruel place.

qwertycode 19

Friday 8 January 2016 23:28

This exact problem happened to me a week ago! I had three of my teeth pulled to prepare for braces, and the day after my parents bought these amazing crispy and sweet shrimp =(

legendof90 14

Saturday 9 January 2016 0:00

My mom once made something I don't care for on my birthday

ismedrage 17

Saturday 9 January 2016 0:12

If they did it on purpose sure but if you are just being a douche about your parents eating then it is on you, either way they should know your favourite meal so dick move on there part

Emziee4039 11

Saturday 9 January 2016 0:36

People enjoyed doing that to me when I got my tonsils out :( So I know the feeling OP. But hang in there! You'll be eating everyday food again soon! And it could always be worse! How? Well my best friend is currently cutting all 4 wisdom teeth at once.. #Unlucky