Geek: Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me....

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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Drop it

By Anonymous - 01/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML

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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You are irritated because she won? Ugh.

kaiyybee 10

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You just suck.. Sorry bro.

Comments

rktm 1

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:56

can't be beginners luck.... me thinks someone hadn't been entirely honest ...

MrGeekBoi 2

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:59

So it's a bad thing that your girlfriend is good at gaming?

coldsteelstu 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 2:21

this is what you have to FML about. Dude!!!! just wait until you move out of your parents basement and have to actually experience life.

SarMarJo 17

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:19

You know, it's still possible to play video games and be annoyed at losing in the adult world. Lmfao

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 22 August 2013 3:10

Grow up, asshole.

JokersGirl 3

Thursday 22 August 2013 3:19

Pfft, that's what you get for underestimating a girl gamer. I can pretty much kick my fellas ass on it everytime we play :P

SarMarJo 17

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:17

You know, I like to mess with people by telling them I have never played a game when I'm actually pretty decent. Especially if it's a bet ;)

milestailsprower 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:18

I wasn't in that game...

tbenson0628 14

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:23

Yes!! thats so awesome.

morchaint 1

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:33

Your girlfriend will play video games with you. I don't understand what you're whining about. Girl sounds like a keeper to me.

ball_crusher 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:55

YDI for being a sexist, bitter prick. how dare you look at your girlfriend as some weak inferior. I wonder how she would feel if she knew you felt emasculated by her?