By Saucy - 26/06/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 581
You deserved it 50 567

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

I moderated this. Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?

cactus_fml 0

I think people take the phrase F my life too literally. It's not something you say only when your life is seriously ******. It's like something you say when something irritating or awkward or ironic happens, like if you waited for 30 minutes in line to get an ice cream, and then immediately dropped it, and it also happened to land on your really expensive white shoes. On a side note, when I first read this I thought it said marijuana sauce and was confused for a second. Lol, and I don't even smoke weed.

Comments

Maybe it's time to break out the creativity crayons! Or maybe just teach kids to get to the point, instead of taking up extra word space.

Shizden 0

YDI for wearing clothes. YDI for having internet connection. YDI for eating marijuana sauce.

YDI for being human and having the ability to make mistakes. YDI for a white shirt. YDI for acting immediately on cleaning up the mess. YDI for caring about your clothes. etc

emmmilyyy 0

write a country song and get over it. maybe get some glasses too?

itsgen 16

hahaha psh i dnt care what #1 thinks this is sooooo haliours and yea i think its an fml haha sry dude you gotta be more careful next time

thelarkscaw 0

i think its fake. i can see almost grabbing the highlighter, but you would totally realize it by the time it got to your shirt. unless you're totally retarded.