By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
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Dblocker 18

They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.

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alphabetsoup96 0

You couldn't just go up to your room and stay there until things cooled off? YDI for being an attention seeker, your parents are probably tired of your shit.

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Nevermind212 11

Maybe the way of threatening them wasn't strong enough

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Or OP's parents just knew where s/he was...

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unknown_user5566 26

Or better yet, OP should not have "threatened" them in the first place. When do temper tantrums ever turn out well on FML?

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zombiekitten87 12

What are you, five? They probably figure you'll come back when you're ready.

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granpa_haribo 13

Well obviously they know you are being an immature asshole. You are going to end up walking back in because you don't have money food or a place to go to. You depend on them to live.

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TheTallPerson 3

I've been in your exact shoes at one point in my life. When you cool off you'll realize how silly you were acting. :)

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theluckyones 10

Yea I did the same thing too, I was 5 years old though. No ones gonna take you serious with those accusations.

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kittytub 12

47- me too. I packed my little hello kitty suitcase, slammed the front door twice, and went into my room and cried.

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olpally 32

Yeah, that'll show them op... Grow up and get back inside. Jeez

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junkman6 22

Mom to dad "your child still in the front yard?" dad "Yes and I'm not claiming that moron, you must have had an affair"

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GetTheFuckOut 7

What are you, ten? Grow up, kid.

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caainn 8

Sorry OP, your parents clearly called your bluff.. But really, I'm sorry you had such a bad fight with your parents! Hope things Get better soon :)

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eggmarie 25

It probably wasn't even a fight. OP probably just threw a temper tantrum because his parents wouldn't get him the new toy he wantes

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laden_swallow09 34

It's okay, I'll fix it for you. "Great parents. Stupid, petty, attention-***** little brat."

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