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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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titenite88 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:21

at least somebody pulls over to talk on their cell phone.....

annanonomus 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:20

I'm sorry OP. Did you explain that to the cop?

Comments

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:28

I initially read this as "... hospital my sister was giving birth TO." Oops. >.<

FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

Forgive me for this 'going to be' highly cliche and irritating comment and practically everything that I hate, LOL. Janey, where have you been all my life?! You sexy beast!

FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:26

I know I know! I can't help that I'm turned on by the firey red hair and those AWESOME glasses. Hush, you know you're thinking the same thing I am.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:36

Thanks! :D My glasses have zebra detail on the sides, too. I *heart* them.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:31

YDI for living a life of crime and incest!

LittleMissShani 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:57

ummm 35 you make no sense...his sisters having a kid, doesn't mean it's his...

kile88 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:59

I'm quite sure 35 is actually joking.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 September 2010 11:14

LittleMissShani, kile88 is mostly right. I'm joking, but I am also exploring a theory of why it was so urgent for the OP to rush to the hospital to be with his sister. Sure, it would be nice for the brother to support her, but a delivery room is not a theater that can accommodate an unlimited number of spectators. Surely, the biological father would be the first person who gets to watch the show. See where I'm going with this?

evilhobbitofdoom 4

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:01

Maybe the biological father is a deployed soldier, or a one night stand, or squeamish about hospitals and the OP was the only real support she had. The poor OP probably just wanted to see his new niece/nephew and would be more than happy to wait in the lobby.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:44

The brother was suppose to take pictures of the delivery to send to the soldier hubby. Clearly this would have been the only vag he'll see for a long time. Brother had to screw it up with a side trip to knock off some store for small change. No vag for you this month, soldier boy.