Miscellaneous: Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

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By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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bombtastic 10

Monday 18 November 2013 9:10

What were you attempting to do besides sit on it?

Aeroxx1337 17

Monday 18 November 2013 9:11

Don't worry. Here on FML, losing fights to inanimate objects is something of a routine occurrence.

Comments

lollipopisicle 9

Monday 18 November 2013 23:09

Ahh the amount of times I've done that..

Ibeatmyself 3

Tuesday 19 November 2013 2:30

You have to bob and weave

bikergirl93 18

Tuesday 19 November 2013 3:06

at least u put up a gd fight remember its not the winning its the taking part that matters

hunter7614 3

Tuesday 19 November 2013 4:00

Goofy? ...Is that you?

Pique_fml 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:03

You suck... Bad.

martixy 2

Tuesday 19 November 2013 13:04

Just be glad it wasn't a roast nug instead.

Darkmagic666 9

Tuesday 19 November 2013 15:49

Are you snoopy?

SupremeLeader00 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:35

Ok Snoopy

kateklaws 3

Monday 17 March 2014 19:44

May I ask how?

Stephanie_Jane 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:49

You're special.

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