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By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By My cat is special - 12/08/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 15:38 - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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Roskosity 22

Tuesday 23 September 2014 11:45

Ah. How intuitive and kind of your cat to supply you with that dinner.

ksktwin84 14

Tuesday 23 September 2014 11:56

Who's stuck, the cat or the rabbit?

Comments

oJoy 11

Wednesday 24 September 2014 2:41

I have a pet rabbit lol, he's adorable! poor little thing though, hope your cat is okay :)

Tankkiller308 16

Wednesday 24 September 2014 3:51

Hahaha I see what you did there, there is a rabbit under the cabinet it rymes you clever person you

dustin007 15

Wednesday 24 September 2014 11:14

And who need a dog to git food

rnahliisah 10

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:08

Win win situation. Now you get to have rabbit for tomorrow's dinner.

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:39

Awww! Keep lil Thumper!

InTheMagic 3

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:52

Your cat bought you a prezzie

evikeysn 1

Friday 26 September 2014 10:51

Was the rabbit still alive?

TobiasF 3

Sunday 5 October 2014 5:36

Rabbits are evil.Probably hatching a plan to take over the world's Easter egg's supply under your cabinet.

why__not_fml 8

Monday 29 December 2014 2:35

aw your cat made a new friend

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