By Giulii - 02/09/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML
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Giulii 0

I'm the OP. I have a teacher that definitely HATES Obama because she's more than sure that he's a muslim (ignorant, much?) and that's why me and my friends took the picture in the first place. Btw I'm sixteen and a girl, I know it was something dumb to do, but still my parents had no right to ground me based on how I 'misuse Facebook' .-.

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Jimboom 11

Cardboard Obama approves and enjoys people touching his cardboardy crotch. Tell your parents that you were contacted by the FBI and they told you to keep up the good work.

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Alesana_Love 0

YDI for even wanting to touch Obama down there.

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TibbysMusic 1

Sexy? Ewwwwww. Not even close. OP. Lol:) Theres a kid in my last class who looks like Obama. We always intagnize him to legalize weed. :P anyway, this not an FML unless you are referring to how your parents are ******* retarded.

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KarinaLizeth18 5

oh I wonder what 114 said O.o

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randomlover 0

see if I saw that pic I'd be like "ha cute" now if you go up to the real Obama and grab his crotch i'd be like "God damn that bitch is the coolest mofo on the ******* planet!!" and as I keep lookin I'm sure to find another 2 or 3 pics of you gettin put in a secret service jeep and shipped to jail :)

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libertarian 0

sedition is punishable by death during times of war. I'll be reporting you into the FBI myself

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angelit0 4

In Soviet Russia wait in Soviet Russia u "disappear" if u do that!

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