Miscellaneous: Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful,...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

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By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:41

Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.

f_alltheirlives 3

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:35

Now thats a cheap anesthetic :)

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Dubstep_fml 1

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:08

this story made me sad because i have problems in my digestive tract too. sorry to hear that bro.

Jizzylol 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 21:04

well at least with the ulcers you'll stay thin

chakrabs 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 21:28

You Lie! A plastic toilet seat coming down about a foot would not give you a concussion. In fact, most concussions are from YOU decelerating fast and your brain hitting the inside of your skull due to inertia, for example if you fall down when running, or if you get into a car accident.

medfly 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 22:59

I looked it up because I got curious. "The brain is surrounded by cerebrospinal fluid, one of the functions of which is to protect it from light trauma, but more severe impacts or the forces associated with rapid acceleration may not be absorbed by this cushion." - Wikipedia just because MOST concussions are caused by other things, it doesn't mean OP didn't get a concussion from a toilet seat (although I, too, find it weird that something like a toilet seat caused a concussion)