By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.

Comments

You're a fragile little beast, aren't you? Sorry about the ulcers, I've got 'em and I know they suck.

ElMundio87 0

Do you have a stone toilet lid?

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Ulcers suck, I totally feel for you, OP. I have ulcerative colitis -.- But, how heavy is your toilet lid? That's pretty insane that it would hit you hard enough to give you a concussion.

I too have UC (so bad they had to remove my colon) and that's the main reason I clicked "FYL" on this one.

i agree with everyone here, you gotta have a head made of glass or something for a toilet lid to give you a concussion.

FYL for having bleeding ulcers. I know how that goes.

jane99 0

Do you have a cast iron toilet lid?

Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.

sjp092 0

BS. How does a toilet seat give you a concussion?