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By StanleyYelnats - 23/03/2016 01:09 - United States - Exeter

Today, I got called to the office. Kids were yelling things like, "You're in trouble, the cops are here for you!" which I shrugged off, since I have a boring, law-abiding life. Turns out they were right. I'm waiting for my mom to drive me to the station, and I still don't know what they think I did. FML
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Welshite 39

Well based on your username, it's obvious you stole some athlete's donated shoes. Expect to dig some holes.

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Welshite 39

Well based on your username, it's obvious you stole some athlete's donated shoes. Expect to dig some holes.

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Aurorial 6

Maybe you'll find treasure while digging.

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sarah5745 41

I love how you got this reference #2, best book ever

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O_B_A_M_A 15

I remember reading "Holes" in 6th grade

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OysterPearls 33

It's not you, it's your no-good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather's fault!

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Magnoxidans 19

Best of luck OP, hopefully the police realise its a mistaken identification once you arrive!

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kevinfmls 12

Having a boring life is a crime? Sorry to hear about it OP! Hopefully they have the wrong person.

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Psyseon 22

This needs an update! They should tell you what you've done that deserves being taken down to the station.

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feven 32

This is hilarious. I hope everything turns out okay, though!

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