Miscellaneous: Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting...

By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Di Da - 12/04/2022 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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Wicked game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 03:00 - Tunisia

Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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Davids9199 14

Wednesday 12 August 2015 11:40

Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch

KneelToMyPotato 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 11:41

What a horrible person

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mo3zz 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 16:02

That's harsh, I'm sorry OP.. I too know the humiliation of school and colleges but it gets better.

LilMissCanadian 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 16:35

What an asshole. FYL, you can do much better. I hope you're okay!

Headcrab 29

Wednesday 12 August 2015 16:39

She's a ****. Forget her. She doesn't deserve your attention.

bonermonkey 31

Wednesday 12 August 2015 16:59

that's really cruel. you deserve better than her.

whiteabednadir 3

Wednesday 12 August 2015 17:10

Bitch **** *****

nikki151 21

Wednesday 12 August 2015 17:16

Now you know she's a terrible person, and not worth having a crush on

awesumous 16

Wednesday 12 August 2015 17:19

There are some people out there with no heart, she is a jerk and you deserve better!!! When I was a kid a bunch of popular girls pretended to be my friend when they were really making fun of me behind my back. One day you'll be the one on the top of the world and she'll get a fist full of karma!!! Just ignore her for now and remember that there are people out there who want to put you down, don't let them!!!