Intimacy: Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking...

By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By nazirah4shizzle - 15/05/2015 19:54 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

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Friday 8 August 2014 12:20

I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

purebliss_fml 19

Friday 8 August 2014 12:25

tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

Comments

Kekslama 5

Saturday 9 August 2014 3:39

guys, take it a little more funny. he was drunk and dont take everything too serious and make a Moral discussion out of it.

lmartinez 4

Saturday 9 August 2014 3:48

At least he asked

afrahmohasin 8

Saturday 9 August 2014 5:06

Atleast he asked..

blackkitteh69 3

Saturday 9 August 2014 7:00

Time to break up with this asshole.

lina21 12

Saturday 9 August 2014 7:15

Your boyfriend seriously needs a responsible babysitter

clair_brodie 35

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:03

At least he had the decency to call to ask.

laughmaster 9

Saturday 9 August 2014 17:56

Hungover and waking up next to a fat chicks bad enough, I've been there but to cheat as well, that's pretty uncool

ShariG2010 8

Saturday 9 August 2014 18:34

Dump his ass!

davo_ib_local 14

Saturday 9 August 2014 19:41

He broke rule #1 when in a relationship. If you are going to cheat, make sure she looks better than your girlfriend. lol

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 9 August 2014 23:10

I would've said "go for it!" and hung up on him. Next time he calls, just tell him he made his choice. Anyone who jokes about hurting someone like that is no one you need around, OP.