By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 04:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML
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PaulieXP 16

Guess you need to fork over some cash for a therapist

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SarMarJo 17

Ah, young love. That's a pokey situation... No? Okay.

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pwnman 33

Ah, the girl should've forked in her helpless yes, after being stabbed with a fork.

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Durotic 8

You failed as a parent..

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Emily062611 6

He's in kindergarten! Kids that little are not very good at communicating; this one is no exception. This is a parenting opportunity. OP only fails if they don't attempt to handle the situation.

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hkay 11

Forks. More deadlier than knives. :/

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Ari1337 15

>more deadlier... okay sure let's go with that.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Your son needs to deal with rejection better

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

He's gone straight for the fork, eh? Sounds like a Tom Riddle-esque demon child to me. Anyone know a decent exorcist local to the OP?

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Cami111 2

Maybe he watches things on movies the parents allow him to watch and thinkis it won't hurt in real life

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chosha_fml 26

Just as we'll he's not old enough for a gun license.

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