By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 04:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML
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PaulieXP 16

Guess you need to fork over some cash for a therapist

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AGB10 19

Scary shit. Correct him now to avoid him growing up to be a serial killer..

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AwkGirl 9

Omg, this! Exactly what I was thinking!

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Grauncho 27

Wow. That was just terrible.

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LissaMccracken 23

That doesn't even make sense. :( I'm disappointed

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Weika 5

I see you're attempting humor. Please don't.

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starile 19

More like they saw fork-to-eye, #14

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kurodansei 16

Little boys can be so pushy, just wanna get straight to the forking, should've started with a little spooning beforehand.

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Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

spooning leads to forking

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iAlissa 34

And clearly forking leads to a call from the kindergarten teacher

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Catkam623 27

I thought forking might lead to knifing? But I prefer the teacher

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Vitualamen 11

Some kids can't handle rejection. Learning to do so is part of growing up.. Though the whole stabbing with a fork thing isn't called for..

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HeartOfLead 24

Better set him straight now, if not I feel bad for his future partners.

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HeartOfLead 24

You can use this in the future. Whenever he complains just tell him to stick a fork in it.

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Wakachulak 22

Is it just me, or are the kids really getting more evil these days?

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tranced_ 45

hey! she said no! should've seen that coming...

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perdix 29

Kids are forking younger and younger these days!

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