By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 04:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML
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PaulieXP 16

Guess you need to fork over some cash for a therapist

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bree2045 6

I think the kid has it going for him I mean if someone poked me with a fork I don't know if I would want to say no to then again

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baref00tmama 15

Maybe a spork for the kiddo for a bit. And a discussion about how stabbing people generally isn't the way to their hearts. (If it is...time for new friends).

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Smartdumbblonde 27

We all know who's gonna be a future serial killer..

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sugarbear0727 19

Lmfao. That's hilarious. But you need to work with him on being a sore loser. He can't lash out like that every time he doesn't get what he wants.

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Rawr6591 21

at first i was like "aawwww" then i was like Aw..... yikes

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xenmarkal51 6

And here we have it....marry me or death by fork.

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VictorianBabe 8

At least you know early that your son a psychopath.

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incoherentrmblr 21

At least it wasn't a knife or a spork. Sporks are very dangerous...

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