Health: Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML

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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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Friday 24 February 2012 11:55

How did you manage to do that???

neverdrinkSODA 12

Friday 24 February 2012 11:56

don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally

Comments

2cute4u_18 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:04

Wow! Your a silly goose

youngsora 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:29

I hope I'm not the first to ask but what's a hernia?

linzilu 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:03

At least u didn't crap your britches

marisadc79 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:14

Waaaaaaaah?

Awnonymous 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:34

That is ******* cool.

LPfan4L 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 12:18

Wtf?! How is that even possible?

1crabbygirl 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:22

When you heal from that, you may wanna hit the gym.

FireFlie07 20

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:33

This is why you don't hold back your farts.

aenesbanaenes10 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:54

ahahahaha

hungover247 2

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:43

Challenge accepted!!!

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