Today I gave my girlfriend 2 dresses I bought for her off her... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2017 20:37

Today I gave my girlfriend 2 dresses I bought for her off her wish list for her birthday. spent 180 dollars. They were both too big and now she's pissed at me for thinking she's fat despite her specifying the sizes on her list. FML

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NYC18 8

Saturday 15 April 2017 6:11

If that's what she is like, maybe time to have a serious talk to her about immaturity. Blaming you instead of being grateful is a total turnoff. I wouldn't want to date that.

flowersbloom 5

Monday 17 April 2017 3:54

That was really really kind! It's the thought that really counts. clothes are exchangeable.

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NYC18 8

Saturday 15 April 2017 6:11

If that's what she is like, maybe time to have a serious talk to her about immaturity. Blaming you instead of being grateful is a total turnoff. I wouldn't want to date that.

flowersbloom 5

Monday 17 April 2017 3:54

That was really really kind! It's the thought that really counts. clothes are exchangeable.

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