Geek: Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen...

By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By motherless - 30/01/2013 03:18 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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tucansamTommyG 12

Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:00

I feel your pain my mother did that with my gameboy

nlm92 15

Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:01

Time to take revenge via her Facebook status!!!!

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disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:57

Steal it back. She can't blame you...how can an ipod that was stolen at the mall be restolen?

ShowMeKay 20

Wednesday 23 July 2014 4:08

Reminds me of double jeopardy. Can't commit the same crime twice!

ThepurpleCow 19

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:37

Time to turn her into the laughing stock of Facebook.

captain_kirky 12

Wednesday 23 July 2014 4:57

dafuq?

crazycatlady1192 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 5:52

she couldn't have gotten a new one?

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Wednesday 23 July 2014 6:26

Did she buy it? It's messed up still but technically it's her's.

SatinsNightmares 17

Wednesday 23 July 2014 7:07

Lmao, did you take it back?

poopmaster13 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:01

Steal it back!

martialart1st18 19

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:41

Hey FML staff, why are the comments closed on the FML below this one?

kiaora_fml 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 12:50

Why don't you link her to your fml post on her wallpage

whynotbliss 18

Wednesday 23 July 2014 14:21

A bit better than still logged in to your Facebook...

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Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML

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Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML

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Today, after I met a girl on Tinder I would very much like to date, we finally arranged our first date. As I rushed to my car in my best suit, I had a flat tire. The trains had stopped running, and a taxi to that distance was easily £200. She accused me of being a catfish and blocked my number. FML

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