By Lonely School Kid - 30/07/2015 22:35 - Canada

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
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catkat1988 17

Some day your parents are going to realise the reason why you're not visiting them in their nursing home: You don't want the children of the other residents to find out they're your parents.

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DeadHorseman 11

this is beyond ****** up. if you want my email or anything to talk let me know

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egr12345 13

And.... the parents of the year award goes to:

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Lalala579121 27

Somewhere off in the back of a dark cave, Bruce Wayne is weeping from reading this.

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TheKingOfHearts 19

Well, guess who isn't invited to your wedding?

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randomcritic 14

Do I even want to know their reason why? Yes I sort of do.

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speakfreely 21

Well sadly we don't pick our parents now do we

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fumanshu 9

What?! Did they say that or you just assumed that?

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mrhe3t 9

I was wondering the same thing, I hope he assumed... I can't imagine parents being that shitty!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I could imagine somebody from high school having a mind similar to that, not full grown adults who have children.

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rockwrench 18

So what's the other side of this story?

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limegreenpoopie 31

Whoa, NOT COOL. You can do the same to them.

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