By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
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jennawill10 10

Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

And may the odds be ~ever in your favour!

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ambowew 7

It's already passed the stage of having the odds in their favour if OP was chosen from 10k people. Now it's all about the skill to avoid an incoming assassination attempt.

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egc573 40

Better hope she's just a Theatre major. But if she's in a heavy-duty, soul-sucking major like Engineering or Computer Science, you're screwed. Those people will SNAP.

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mcmillan0520 1

Actually, most of the people that do these "soul-sucking" majors do so because they enjoy them :)

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TarieBoo 2

Awwwh(: that just means she likes you!(; get 'em tiger! no but seriously your teacher doesnt like you

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FMLshark 12

Their roommate is their teacher, too? What a conspiracy.

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ladyLALAA 28

Yeah, OP is going to get murdered and die with shocking grades!

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maskedman 9

You think that was a coincidence? No, my friend. She planned it.

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failureusername 12

Either you did something to upset her or it's possible that she simply wants to make her dominance known between the two of you. Either way you should go ask for a new roommate, there's no need to have your experience ruined just because someone doesn't know how to properly interact with others.

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mzrobinson 13

What did you do to make them threaten you is my concern..

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SkoomaKi 27

Take her out for dinner, and talk about her problems. She might open up. You guys could become best friends! P.s. Keep a knife with you at all times, it night not work.

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zakkman 4

Having your life threatened means they like you in Wisconsin!

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SpaceMann_fml 2

Tell her that you'll kill her before she kills you! That should psych her out.

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mollym241 9

Or she'll just kill her that much sooner. Just a thought.

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rammy125 4

Random my ass. It was planned out that way. Better sleep with one eye open..... And a few weapons

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