By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
I agree, your life sucks 155 906
You deserved it 16 227

Same thing different taste

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fyourl 0

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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JustCallMeCloud 0

I think you should keep your daughter far from your husband. He might start training her to become a **** star...

Skikkles 0

Hey, as long as it's a good **** star you shouldn't have anything to worry about =) And I think everyone should throw out a good pornstar name in a comment until we finally figure it out!

Your daughters name is Muffin Lovestit? Dayum.

Jcsati8 0

#13 How about Norma Stitz?

Metal5FDP 0

Seriously, what's the name? My husband couldn't stop laughing when he found out. If I ever have a daughter, I'm looking up **** names first now to make sure she doesn't get a **** name.

Because all men do that, woman can be sexist too.

Christina Bella? Sounds like a normal name..

I highly doubt her name is Princess Jugtits or anything. It's probably Jenna or Daisy, which are completely normal names. It's only creepy because the mom KNOWS where the name came from. Luckily no one else would assume as such. I just don't understand why he would TELL you that?! He should have just left it as his own creepy secret.

So is your daughter's name "Chastity"?

what's her middle name, Deepthroat, Stylez, Haze? If her first name starts with a "B" her middle name should start with a "J"

My first name is a pornstars name and my initials are BJ. I have reason enough to hate my parents.

I know someone who's first two names are bryston James and everyone calls him BJ. even teachers, so it's kinda weird...

lolbitch 0

wow, how did you find out? well, too late anyway.