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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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You deserved it 3 846

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By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 449

You deserved it 3 390

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 181

You deserved it 120

By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 357

You deserved it 2 466

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 353

You deserved it 7 528

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 307

You deserved it 7 305

Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 651

You deserved it 9 104

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 400

You deserved it 3 503

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 828

You deserved it 2 796

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 885

You deserved it 3 060

Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 542

You deserved it 97

mintcar 9

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

Haha, move on. She's not worth it.

climbthoserocks 6

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

Well, she seems like a keeper.

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josebeto1 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:24

Soo..? are you making an FML for her? you just got saved.

ToriMichelle 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:31

sucks for youu. she obviously didn't love youu. :/ sorry duude.

Morgansgirl 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:47

LMFAO!! just made my day^^

ashisthebomb 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 4:15

get a new gf and shove her in ur old ones face!!!!!!

rudikk99 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 4:33

I like ur GF! and I even more like her parents!

123smilesem 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 6:13

Aww that really sucks.well atleast you no she doesnt really love you

josebeto1 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:17

atleast xD?

webby580 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:36

kick her to the curb!!

xXxUNiQU3xXx 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 11:27

but an 8 year old can't go out with a 2 year old.

meintx 9

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:14

Lol, hookup with her and leave her handcuffed naked in her parents bed. ;)

josebeto1 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:16

seems like you have experience.

egga94 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:52

bro europe is the shit, id break up with anyone to travel anyday

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

Awks

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