Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern...

By tacoboy27 - 21/12/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

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You deserved it 2 579

By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

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You deserved it 230

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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By LennyFace134 - 07/08/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML

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You deserved it 780

By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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You deserved it 2 488

By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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You deserved it 1 387

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 126

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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You deserved it 23 108

That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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You deserved it 310

Yankee19 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:39

Gee that sounds like what activision does every year.....

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:47

60+ dollars I'll never get back... Sigh.

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idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:50

Double fyl cause its a shit game

qwertsarecool122 23

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:50

Well, look on the bright side.. You could always play it in real life.. With your dad as the target.

unitedfan11 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:54

I think you play too much...

traviemojo 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:56

It's the thought that counts

21jason 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:59

Ohhh It's beginning to feel alot like Christmas

Livencountry 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:05

The hell it is, it was 54 degrees today in Missouri. That is not Christmas-y at all. Sorry, no more off topic raging.

himoonkey 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:19

Wow 98, it was 90 degrees today in my little city in florida

t765234 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:04

109- I feel your pain bro, Florida sucks.

poopsmuggler66 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:00

Molesting Werewolves 3?

graham11 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:05

12- men and women threesome?

supahcoolperson 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:15

Aye giv him some credit for trying?

mdtdnb 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:07

47 - no credit due...he's not trying at all...

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:20

that's actually pretty funny lol. pretend surprised? HA

philipino 24

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:28

Miracle warts the 3rd.

kemando 22

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:31

Merrrrry Christmas!

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Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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Today, on my friend's birthday, I met a guy I really liked at a club, and he asked me to go home with him. At 2 a.m., my friend called but I missed her calls. When I woke up, she'd texted me pictures of all my things that I had at her place thrown outside in the snow. All because I didn’t go home with her. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

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Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriend's house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles, I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out, and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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