By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 750
You deserved it 5 947
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Pleonasm 35

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

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perdix 29

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

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bobslawnservice 16

If you go rummaging through your parents' stuff you deserve any nasty surprise you get.

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evalu8tor 12

Just think how easy gift giving will be in the future. Parents are usually very hard to buy for, but your set for life!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Well that means she can tell you which ones are worth a damn.

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yourmofo 6

No man will ever be enough for her again.

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freshko21 6

What!?! I'd like a word with your Mother young man! Giggity...

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babbydoll56 3

I know how u feel. U will get use to it

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BobbieH 19

That's info that you really didn't need, sorry OP. on the bright side your mom is comfortable with her sex drive and pleasing herself. It most likely makes her healthier from a mental standpoint.

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