Money: Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have...

By Reasondon - 13/12/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML

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By Lexxxiii - 26/03/2021 11:01

Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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By LadyGagasLOVER - 08/08/2010 08:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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By Ohshucks! - 20/07/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

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By mook05 - 21/10/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 6 months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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Never get involved

By Miguel Ezpeleta - 29/05/2020 05:00

Today, I was working for my cousin. However, two weeks ago I found out my cousin's wife was cheating on him, through lying to her best friend. I told him, and he later told her. They've apparently made up, because I got fired. FML

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Monday 13 December 2010 16:15

Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.

DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 16:33

OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."

Comments

mishyyyb 5

Monday 13 December 2010 23:51

YDI because you suck at the English language... would have... WOULD HAVE! ahhh go get educated and stop lending money to people

Mentalpigeon 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:06

Don't expect intellect from someone who still writes 'would of' instead of 'would've'.

Kar98 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 1:07

Lucky you! You got off cheaply. Consider it $3,500 well spent: you're rid of your cousin, and you didn't have to move to Texas, either!

shadowy_skittles 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:30

that's why you don't trust anyone.

disgruntledyouth 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:51

does he sell propane and propane accessories now?

xxLauraSxx 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:54

would HAVE*

cashsmart 3

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