Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend... - FML

By z - 07/11/2008 07:14 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2023 06:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By NoFriends - 28/11/2016 02:28 - Australia

Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML

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kk_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:39

is your name karen?

Omgwtfnoway 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:20

That sucks but not FML worthy.

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stripysox987 6

Wednesday 14 April 2010 17:47

happens to me almost every month :/ always some stupid excuse too .. get better friends (Y)

makis_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 21:39

o malakas tis ypo8eshs e?????? poso akoma?????

ivetta 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 19:41

not really a best friends huh?

delaneylove 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:36

happens to everyone at least once it seems. go have a crazy party with another group of friends :) that's wut I did ;)

katie72 6

Friday 12 August 2011 17:32

Stop mooching off your friends. They're obviously trying to tell you something. I have a friend like that. We pay her way for everything because she doesn't have a job.

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:35

So they have to spend everyday with u??

Mxpxdude189 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:41

meaning they got drunk and did stupid stuff. you should be glad you didn't end up on the floor the next morning without remembering anything

0520bef 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 3:29

Omg! I'm from Greece too! Lol but I live in American, I'm from Athens, Greece. I visited Athens and Sparta last summer, the beaches are beautiful and the Parthenon was mind blowing! Hahaa get on oovoo and Mabey we could chat sometime! My name Brooke but in not saying my last name cuz creepers will probs stalk me lol.... my oovoo name is Brooke0520 , add me!:) but ur FML suckss, that happened to me once too:p

good2know 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:14

Mine do that all the time.

doglover100 28

Thursday 8 November 2012 22:59

One of the worst feelings ever. None of my "friends" never invited me anywhere or told me anything.

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