Kids: Today, I found out my 6 year old son remembers my phone number,... - FML

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By needs a new phone number - 09/09/2016 17:15 - Canada - Westerose

Today, I found out my 6 year old son remembers my phone number, to bad he gave it to the guy who's been stalking me for the last 3 weeks. Fml

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_anon_beep_7 12

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:03

I want to know how your stalker got that close to your 6-year-old son to even get the number. So sorry, OP! Definitely let law enforcement handle this.

nattnatt73 31

Saturday 10 September 2016 9:34

I just came to ask the same question, why was her six yr old anywhere near her stalker?

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_anon_beep_7 12

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:03

I want to know how your stalker got that close to your 6-year-old son to even get the number. So sorry, OP! Definitely let law enforcement handle this.

nattnatt73 31

Saturday 10 September 2016 9:34

I just came to ask the same question, why was her six yr old anywhere near her stalker?

GhostFox 33

Saturday 10 September 2016 10:04

Stalker probably approached the kid hoping for his scenario. Which is creepy as ****, and if the kid was at school or daycare, the people in charge need to know that if the stalker ever shows up again, they need to tell him to leave the premises or further action will be taken.

GekGek 4

Saturday 10 September 2016 21:19

I see you everywhere.

GhostFox 33

Monday 19 September 2016 5:43

If you mean me: I'm physically disabled and largely bedridden from pain most days. This site helps alleviate the boredom and despair.

andrmac 25

Sunday 11 September 2016 23:00

Restraining order for you and your son ASAP!!

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Tuesday 20 September 2016 15:58

Why let your son get close to a stalker

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