Intimacy: Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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By stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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loller27 6

Friday 24 February 2012 16:04

thats what i call a nutcracker

Swiftly 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Oh my god, I felt that

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mistersir123 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:57

Why is this in the intimacy section?

Grand_Cookie 21

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:17

That awkward moment when everyone looks at you for yelling out oh sweet Jesus? Yeah, just happened.

Verlengkabel 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:12

been there ^^

aenesbanaenes10 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:50

i just died toooooooooo funny no offence

GreenDancingBear 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:36

you're doing it wrong...

N8Diggity 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:24

How the ****--?

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:47

I imagine it'd be painful.

missababgaga 19

Monday 27 February 2012 5:28

You obviously weren't putting the belt on correctly if it encountered your happy sac...

Katt909 0

Monday 27 February 2012 16:32

Thank god I'm a girl lol

TheDuckMan 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:47

I don't get how you did it with a belt buckle.

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