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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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Keep schtum

By confused - 02/09/2010 21:09 - Canada

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By tee - 15/08/2016 13:54 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML

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QWERTYCommander 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:44

Justin Bieber's girlfriend?

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:44

I think someone needs a makeover :)

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Leftieswillrule 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:04

fy boyfriend's life he looks like a girl and ydi for encouraging straight guys to be even more effeminate

ishiloh 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:22

way to be ignorant.^

Random_Weirdo 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:43

I'm sorry OP. The same thing happens to me, my boyfriend apparently looks like a girl to most people. I don't see it though. When some of my friends saw a pic of him, they laughed and were like "OMG He looks like a chick! Hahahaahahah!", it's annoying. It doesn't matter what he looks like though, I love his personality, his looks are just a bonus >:3

occasional01 1

Thursday 14 October 2010 7:56

gender-bending is hot! effeminate men are attractive anyway, and so are lesbians

emochix33 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:46

why are you dating Justin beiber?

roymustanglover 0

Friday 29 October 2010 1:33

Aww....Nothing wrong with being mistaken for a lesbian! Anyway, androgyny is attractive: I think that the best looking guys look like girls. :)

blahblahduncare 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 2:10

Well, somebody told me you've got a boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend.

candie266 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:23

Somebody told me ! That you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year !! !

baileybug93 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:19

Are you Selena and your boyfriend is the Biebster? lol

ekdfml 20

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:30

Is your name Selena Gomez?

Brujo666 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 15:51

Ydi for dating an emo ass scenie weiney.

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