Miscellaneous: Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning... - FML

By WTF? - 20/04/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fmT719 - 18/12/2011 23:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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By inappropes - 08/07/2019 14:00

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML

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By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 23:52 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

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Annoying internal jukebox

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 04:00

Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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TheAngryKitten 0

Friday 20 April 2012 8:11

Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.

PrincessPesa 20

Friday 20 April 2012 8:15

A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.

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linkinpark98 23

Friday 20 April 2012 13:00

I nod my head to most of his songs... I have to admit, they could easily get stuck in someone's head. :P What song was it? Scary monsters and nice sprites?

aesculpius89 2

Friday 20 April 2012 13:39

Not if it was bangarang lol i dont blame you one bit ive been doing the same thing

cindywashere 5

Friday 20 April 2012 14:06

well hey man props to you for being able to hum a skrillex song! I personally find it hard to hum "WUB WUB WUB WUB WEEEEEEE WOOOOO WUB WUB!" kinda sounds like Spongebob when he thinks Mr.Krabs is a. . robot !

Socomsnake 11

Friday 20 April 2012 14:16

I'm not entirely sure how someone can hum wubwubwub.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Friday 20 April 2012 14:20

Was it First of the Year? It's the only song by him I've heard. If it was that song, make sure you eff people up with psychic demon powers.

BunBunBabe 8

Friday 20 April 2012 14:55

My bf does the same thing, I worry about him too

PandaPandamoneum 0

Friday 20 April 2012 15:18

Am I the only one on here that actually LOVES skrillex???

PandaPandamoneum 0

Friday 20 April 2012 15:20

Am I the only one on here that actually LOVES skrillex???

LaUruguaya 11

Friday 20 April 2012 15:59

Never heard of it before.

BrysGirl27 14

Friday 20 April 2012 16:17

Call 911 now??

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