Transportation: Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped...

By Nick - 23/08/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

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By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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Loot

By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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manic_maniac11 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:46

He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."

happyhak 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:44

If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...

Comments

silversonic75 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:46

Stupidity is more common than theft. Therefore, most thieves are stupid people. You aren't really a victim of theft, you are a victim of a random annoying act of stupidity. That thief should be pitied since they must live the sad life of a dumb criminal. The cops would probably laugh at this situation.

imaninja1 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:46

The whole plan was not in fact to steal the radio the plot was to eat in your truck that way everytime u see ur truck or a sub u think of him

InsaneLife98 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:41

I think it's "stupid" to say that OP deserved it. OP didn't know or didn't make this break-in happen, he didn't want his interior broken either. The stupid person is the robber and yes, he totally deserves not getting the radio and going to jail. OP FYL, robber YDI!

aqueous_love 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 6:41

Poor guy :/ that's never fun.

pokeroots 0

Monday 23 January 2012 13:30

DNA test it

dabomb1463 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:50

Fat ass

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Friday 29 June 2012 0:58

Who steals radio's anymore anyways??..

SoraHD 9

Tuesday 21 April 2015 17:35

dude just get cop to do fingerprints off the wrapper. no one in their right mind eats subway with gloves

kunjac0945 21

Thursday 18 June 2015 6:26

Extract his dna from the wrapper and clone him.

SorrowsReward 27

Monday 9 November 2015 17:37

Maybe he just wanted to listen to music while he ate, but then halfway through his worst song in the world came onto the radio and he couldn't figure out how to turn it off, and so eventually trashed everything out of pure frustration!?