Intimacy: Today, I found a piece of the condom my boyfriend used, inside... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2016 13:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found a piece of the condom my boyfriend used, inside me. We had sex a couple of days ago. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:30

There's hoping it wasn't your only method of birth control. As a warning to others (or you, if you got lucky): Always, ALWAYS check condoms for integrity after sex.

will968 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 9:27

Ooooohhh nooooooo

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ayyylmaoo 6

Thursday 7 July 2016 4:38

that couldve happened to me im a man

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:30

There's hoping it wasn't your only method of birth control. As a warning to others (or you, if you got lucky): Always, ALWAYS check condoms for integrity after sex.

will968 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 9:27

Ooooohhh nooooooo

GhostFox 33

Thursday 7 July 2016 12:46

There's supposed to be something similar to the Plan B pill that works up to five days after an incident- and actually works for people over 185lb. Good luck with whatever happens.

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