Health: Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished...

By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 05/04/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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Tuesday 24 November 2009 11:57

*shudder*

tedo_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 15:14

haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P

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tedo_fml 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 5:21

coz they are gross. to me at least. i understand that some people enjoy them, but i dont lol

Fireflies108 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:24

Just Now sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more page

Cookiemjnw 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:03

eww,I found maggot in my rice once

dazzlingstar1987 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:27

ewwwwww

Compass 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:55

@Fireflies108 Seriously?! I have never seen one of these gay chain letters on FML. Anyways, you're too late. I've already been killed dozens of times by other chain letters. I'l have no choice but to skull-**** that 15-year-old in my room. But I don't think she'll show up. My room has a bright light shining through it (my blinds/curtains suck) and there's a rave house next door so I barely get enough sleep as it is.